Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...