A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Men Like Paper Cups
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Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....