Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
That’s a real bargain
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IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...