Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...