Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...