Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!