The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!