The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...