Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...