How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...