The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...