Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...