Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...