OLD NEVER DIES 2
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.