A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
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A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...