Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...