The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Expert on parenting
|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...