What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....