Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...