Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...