Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...