Your father is drunk
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No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...