The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...