Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...