Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.