Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.