Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...