How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.