A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Contacting a friend
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Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.