Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.