the knot
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...