A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...