Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...