Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…