How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...