Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...