Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...