Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...