Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...