Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...