Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...