Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...