Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.