Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.