Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...