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What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
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Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
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