Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!