If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...