Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...