His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...